There's no guarantee our sperm's
going to generate high-IQ OFFSPRING.
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...produces the strongest OFFSPRING.
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...to protect the genetic integrity
of your sister's future OFFSPRING.
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Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic OFFSPRING?
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